FRIENDS THEY NEVER MEET: ACQUAINTANCES MADE BY THE TELEGRAPH KEY. CONFIDENCES EXCHANGED BETWEEN MEN WHO HAVE NEVER SEEN EACH OTHER — THEIR PECULIAR CONVERSATION ABBREVIATIONS (PDF)
From November 30, 1890
Telegraph operators on opposite sides of the country had some time to get to…
Rather incredibly nice of them to open registration during the thirty-minute window I had before leaving for work and thus being gone for most of the day. But that is not the point. The point is that my username is EchoNiffler158. Echo. Niffler. Isn’t that cool? And at least a bit incongruous? :D
Shark attack. HELL YEAH!
Death by really old age/heart failure
I will become a 2,000 year old vampire and then willingly meet the sun.
Shark Attack :/
…I’m gonna die like Rita?
HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS OMG SO MANY WAYS
Wait, who was the last person to die in deathly Hallows?
Wait… who died first: Tosh or Owen? Either I die by a gunshot wound to the stomach or being locked in a room with radiation.
Wait…Voldemort is gonna kill me using the Elder Wand?
The last show I watched was Criminal Minds.
I am going to die while giving birth to a baby that is the product of rape.
>Implying I will be kidnapped by a serial rapist
I’m gonna get exterminated by a Dalek.
I’m gonna blast into a million pieces like Voldemort did.
I’m gonna give up the Colt and a demon’s gonna kill me
shootdarnit that really sucks.
Burnt to a crisp and turned into evil dry rot by a mysterious alien timeship disguised as a London flat’s upstairs portion. :3
Fact: I will shamelessly paraphrase lines from obscure comics and insert them into daily conversation.
It breathes fire. ACTUAL FIRE, people.
It’s a pretty cool sculpture, too, for being made of Lego.